Today is Tuesday November 21, 2006, and tomorrow obviously will be Wednesday November 22…which will be my 29th Birthday. In my short narration of life, I have come to several conclusions and I wish to share them:

Tabasco sauce is a necessity

Do not make sport of the older community’s specific health problems because you will obtain them…i.e. especially anything to do with bowel movements

Even though I have never met or never played or never really done anything with the Washington Redskins other than being a fan for life, I still include myself when I use the “we” statement in referring them as if I had anything to do with the team.

You will fall prey to subliminal messages that Wal-mart flings about and you will find yourself there once a week for the rest of your life buying something simply because it’s cheaper there.

You will fall prey to subliminal messages that McDonalds flings about and you will find yourself there once a week for the rest of your life buying something simply because it’s cheaper there...they have convinced my 4 year old son that they are where he needs to eat

Twinkies are still relevant

I used to be able to eat what I wanted to without adding any more weight to my body...that has apparently stopped working for me

Being married...pennies, nickles, and dimes are very relevant

thats all for now
-gravy jmm